"Right In The Ass!"
In so many ways it's always the same
Everyone's a victim though we know
we're all to blame.
Every back an orifice in which to plow
Everybody gets it when they turn around ... right now!
Right in the ass! Right now!
Right in the ass!
So come along and stumble home post club with me
and maybe bring along a friend or two to cough up for the taxi.
It's not that I expect to be surprised
by smiles of empathy
I just need the reassurance of your fellow scattered company.
I know you mean well and I'm being polite and I'd really like to chat but I can't sit down
for that scheming glint in your eye's so bright and I know that I'll regret it if I turn around ...right now!
RIght in the ass! Right now!
Right in the ass!
Just another victim of the Jeldi Maths
Like all the faceless suckers that asked for their money back.
Would you like to place a credit card order now?
If you'll just bend over then I'll service your account ... right now!
Right in the ass! Right now!
Right in the ass!
Fraught by division and indecision
By phallic idols and their circumcision
We'll always try to fill what's missing
Through doppelganger tactics and
a heart of brown.
In love and life and all between
I long for a day when I'll know what it means to feel no fear and have none appear when I drop my guard to turn around ... right now!
Right in the ass! Right now!
Right in the ass!
(music & lyrics- Andi)
